"what is the best thing about cricket"
"it seems exciting when you watch it live till you read in next
day newspaper that it was already fixed"

"what is worst thing about cricket"
"you know it is fixed but you still love to watch it "

"what would happen if dinos still exist till today"?
"then we need not to worry about population explosion.

Reporter:-"DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS"
harshad mehta:-"I DO BUT I BET THEY NEVER BELIEVE IN ME"

"if everyone around you thinks you are a genius than you are just
surrounded by idiots"

A person looks so funny that whenever he saw himself in mirror he can't stop laughing
for hours.......then he stops seeing mirrors....
now nothing on earth makes him laugh......he laughed last just before he died
"he wrote a statement just before his death"
"for my whole life some one makes me fool"
"my mirror image."

Q:-Name an animal who got affair with chameli?
A:-chameleon

One day a person caught jesus chatting online....
when he saw his messenger friends.....Yamraj was on the top.
he wonder & ask jesus is yamraj your best friend....
jesus replied :-see the settings....
"Junk mails "